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Twerk Team Shorts

Twerk Team Shorts

Twerk Team Shorts

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Twerk Team Shorts

With all the latest twerk babies exploding onto the scene you have to ask yourself, What is proper attire? If you’re going to be on the Twerk Team then you need to come prepared. It’s been noted for the best bounce you need the right shorts, Right? Of course you do Darlings! That is why I have given my plasma and tears to discover the perfect Twerk Shorts!  The Galaxy Print shorts by bodeoo.com are sure to make your humps bump to the next planet! The poly/spandex shorts are perfect for optimum support and flexibility.  As a Twerker you will definitely need leg room if you want to accomplish an official twerk move. The right garment is key to an eagle spread worthy of the high skies, of course gravity can take advantage of any and all hanging matter creating a cyclone of skin.  Currently fast paced moves seem to be the only requirement in joining the Twerk Team.

Twerk Team Shorts

The spandex in these amazing shorts will keep every, and anything shaking……. shaking where you want it to. These shorts illustrate an amazing galactic view of our solar system. Creating the bouncing illusion that your audience is amongst the stars. Women are from Venus and our humps are too respectively! Even Miley Cyrus has crowned herself the Twerk Queen, popping up at LA clubs ready to shake what Billy Ray gave her. Is daddy the king?

Twerk Team Shorts

Just like a NBA basketball team the uniforms lets us all know who they represent! And Stars represent the galaxy right? Senior twerker Alana King of Kansas City, MO. said “Not everybody can twerk worth watching, and the things people wear make it a comedy show”.  King believes it’s a presentation not a joke. With that being said. Twerker’s to be, please get your wardrobes together and “Give Em Shake!”

 

 

 

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